Peach Bowl Bound Rebels

I am so excited that Georgia got shut out of the college football playoff! I’m not even going to pretend: I despise the Georgia Bulldogs, so I’m really floating on a cloud today knowing that those bastards are crying right now. Furthermore, the football playoff committee saw my reasoning and decided to keep a shitty Florida State team out, too, so Georgia is going to get to abuse the Seminoles. The playoff field pits Michigan against Alabama, which I think is an easy Alabama victory, and I’ll tell you why: Michican cannot do a thing against Alabama’s line play on both sides of the ball. Washington will take on Texas in a game that favors Texas, so I would look for an Alabama vs. Texas final, a rematch of the opening game of the season in which Texas defeated Alabama at Tuscaloosa. I would not, however, bet on that happening a second time, giving Alabama yet another national title. You know who will not be getting another national title? Georgia. LOL.

Ole Miss takes on the football program that is synonymous with raping little boys, Penn State. Yeah, Joe Paterno turned a blind eye while his defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky created a special kids organization just so he could have access to little boys and rape them. It is some of the sickest shit you will ever read about, but nobody in Penn State football gave a shit because football. How Penn State didn’t have the basic decency to scuttle its football program forever is completely beyond me, and I think it is pretty gross that Ole Miss has to play this team. It is what it is, I guess, but all I’m saying is that Penn State football is gross.

The Rebels have never met the child-rape cover-up Nittany Lions before, which honestly is not all that common. A lot of the time you’ll get an opponent like this and find out they played a game in 1942, but the Rebs have never played them. Suffice it to say, I would like to see Ole Miss beat them so badly they wish they didn’t exist, because they shouldn’t.